Who will the Philippines' next president be?

Will it still be the snobby, feisty incumbent?
the mumbling movie actor who really
has nothing intelligent to say or do?
the self-righteous evangelist who proclaims
he has the Almighty at his side?
the seasoned but ailing statesman?
the crime-fighting former policeman who has been linked to several murder charges?

Will our lives actually get better
after this?

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